Recipe for the “Worst Morning Ever”

Ingredients

- Go to bed 1 hour late

- Get woken up by a barking dog an hour before your alarm is supposed to go off

- Fall back asleep and wake up 50 minutes late

- Forget to turn your alarm off

- Hear alarm while in shower

- Realize you forgot your towel, thus walking to your bedroom soaking wet

- Don’t wash all clothing over weekend, leaving you with barely any work clothes

- Injure yourself while ranting and ‘raging’ because of previous steps

- Get ready for work and realize you should have left 5 minutes ago

- Get on highway with Lynchburg drivers

- Show up to work and realize you’ve had a bad morning

Result

Knowing that on your worst morning you still have it better then 97% of the world.


Optional Ingredients:

- 1 car not starting

- 1 empty gas tank

- Spilling coffee on self while driving to work

Happy Monday!

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